MY MOTHER JUST WALKED IN AND TOLD ME TO STOP SIGHING SO MUCH OH MY GOD.
Happy Mother’s Day~
my mom keeps dramatically performing Somebody That I Used to Know to me momma pls
Me and my mom have invented this kind of language of impeccably timed facial expressions, kicks under the table, sighs, lip reading, and mere eye contact that we use when we want to say something but can’t say it out loud around whoever we’re with (which is often) and it’s really nothing short of remarkable.
my mother just narrated the process of my cat grooming himself like in a nature documentary omfg.
i was watching sherlock with my mom earlier and i was just cooing over everything and my mom was just fuckin’ sitting there with her goddamn doritos snorting at stuff john would say ogmkfjdnm MY FUCKIN’ MOM YOU GUYS.
