[whispers] i miss harry potter

[murmurs] i miSS HARRY POTTER

[exclaims] i misS HARRY POTTER

[yells] I MISS HARRY POTTER

[sCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS WITH A MEGAPHONE] I MISS HARRY POTTER



polykins:

stop the phrase “tattle-tale”. stop indirectly telling kids that if they speak up about someone that’s bothering them, they’re doing something bad. stop contributing to the culture of abuse.



  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring


scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 

#me 


hazelgracelancaster:

My name is Hank Green. I make videos for the internet. 85 human lifetimes have been spent watching my videos… I’ve calculated it. I’ve killed 85 humans with my videos. Well, me and my brother. We kill together.



Have you ever wanted to wear your hate for glee across your chest? WELL, NOW YOU CAN!!



Also the inverse must also be true. It is impossible NOT to be platonic friends with ace and aro peeps. It is not possible to dislike them. You are platonic friends with every one of them. I hope you remembered their birthdays.

I am actually down for this.



I never understood this load of bullshit. Does this mean gays and lesbians have no same sex platonic friends? Do bi/pansexuals have no platonic friends? Where do Trans* and Genderqueer/otherwise non-binary people fit in? Can they be friends?

YES EXACTLY like not only is it just flat out incorrect but it’s so heteronormative and exclusionary and it fucking pisses me off Jones



[writes two paragraphs] [watches the pumpkin dance video as a reward]

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